High Tide Sells Out!

Tired of pushing your way through the crowds at our local malls to find that special holiday season gift?
High Tide is now accepting opening bids on this lovely virtual ashtray.

May not appear exactly as shown.

Breaking News from The Hut!

With great difficulty, The High Tide feels that the onus of reporting completely unsubstantiated rumours is now upon us. The Head Offiice has received some severely onerous information, that one local Municipal By-law Enforcement Officer (that we will leave unnamed at this time) has reportedly been giving out photocopied bootlegs of Leahy's Hut to the general public, in contravention of CopyWright Bylaw 947.604-2.
We don't care if anyone pulps our paper at 15 cents a sheet (hey, it just brings our printing costs down) we're just worried about the ramifications to the general public of this kind of behaviour in The Hut. Is there a photocopier in there now? Has anyone checked? Or where's he doing it? The Office? The Library? BICOC or the Visigoths? Notice served: we could take them all down. The High Tide Legal Defense Fund now has 2 kitty's in the jar. He can't schnauzerfraud his way out of this one!

Recall

Due to unforeseen distribution problems, it is necessary to recall all copies of this issue.
Please return yours now to exactly where you found it.

And the winner is . . .

We promised to provide the answers to the Whatzit? Wherezit? contest today, but we've yet to have any of the hidden 100 dollar bills returned. It can't be that hard, can it? Hasn't anyone identified a single picture? They're all right in front of your eyes everyday! Any guesses?

Spoiled Ballot

7:35am & 7:35pm

Church of Golf

A flock on the green by 2015!

Alder Trail

The Visigoth Plan For Snug Cove

... as published on his blog.
Ok, so we added on the wheels and the windows.
But that nice detailing on the door panels of four lanes with a tree lined median?
That was all his.

We would like to gratefully acknowledge that this paper is
produced without the help of Canada Council grants, corporate
sponsorship, or any advertising revenue at all. Relying purely on
unsolicited donations, it comes in limited editions and is printed
on 100% unrecycled paper. So recycle it by passing it on.
And send all libel suits back to the cleaners. If they're too tight,
maybe you should loosen up a bit.